Worst Case Ontario 7:32 Fri Oct 2
Pettiest thing you've dumped a woman for?
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I once dumped a girl when she insisted I sign off text messages with an X so she knows I cared and wanted to kiss her.
I've also seriously considered giving another her marching papers for describing West Ham's colours as "awful".
What high standards of yours have women failed to meet?
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Ronald_antly
6:58 Sat Oct 3
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Jonah Lomas wrote...
"Hairy nipples.
Just a couple, but she could have told me before we started seeing each other. "
I think you were harsh on the poor girl, given that a couple is the usual number of nipples.
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Ronald_antly
6:55 Sat Oct 3
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Quietly to yourself, I hope.
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Coffee
6:50 Sat Oct 3
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Some of these posts have had me laughing out loud.
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Bungo
6:34 Sat Oct 3
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* Alfs even..
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Bungo
6:34 Sat Oct 3
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Alfa
Do you still have her number?
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Alfs
2:42 Sat Oct 3
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For being willing to do absolutely anything for me.
And she was probably the most beautiful woman that I have ever had a relationship with - and her dad owned a good chunk of Mauritius.
But she was so wanting to please, she offered me the world. She was also incredibly boring. And cloying.
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1chop
2:29 Sat Oct 3
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describing the colours as awful is worse than the kiss business.
She should of giving you the chuck for not having your priorities in order.
You Cunt! x
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ManorParkHammer
1:23 Sat Oct 3
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Probably the most you know....
Which I saying something...
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jfk
1:18 Sat Oct 3
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neilalex 12:35 Sat Oct 3
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Nice one.
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Briano
1:14 Sat Oct 3
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My mate went to an AA meet and a bird kept on staring at him, outside after she came up to him and said you look really tense do you want a massage. So he went back to hers, they stripped off but when he tried to kiss her she jumped up and started shouting ' FUCK OFF, KiSSING IS FOR POOFS, GO ON FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE'
He got dressed and left her Hampstead flat reflecting on a strange afternoon.
I suppose he got dumped for a petty reason
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penners28
12:48 Sat Oct 3
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My MATE used to dump birds if they put on weight
Me..i'd encourage it
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Mr Polite
12:37 Sat Oct 3
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Was she... you know...
If so, I bet it was your bike she went on
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ManorParkHammer
12:36 Sat Oct 3
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Was seeing a bird in Brassett Point in Stratford.
Fourth time round hers she wants to go for a bike ride.
I said no as I wanted to finish off a joint.
She went on her own.
I thought that was so weird I left her flat and never spoke to her again.
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neilalex
12:35 Sat Oct 3
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Thunderlips - that made me laugh I just pictured the conversation -
Look love, live and let live, I can put up with you looking like Carlos Puyol but FUCKING BUNIONS!
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Mr Polite
12:22 Sat Oct 3
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She got offended when I fucked her best mate.
She got right mardy about it
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Thunderlips
12:07 Sat Oct 3
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Bunions and she looked far too much like Carlos Puyol.
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Jonah Lomas
12:01 Sat Oct 3
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Hairy nipples.
Just a couple, but she could have told me before we started seeing each other.
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Hammer and Pickle
11:49 Fri Oct 2
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I've made my excuses on account of the pie.
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bell
11:41 Fri Oct 2
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She smelt like soup.
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Johnson
11:40 Fri Oct 2
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Good work.
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Marston Hammer
11:38 Fri Oct 2
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Finished with a girl once who lied about her weight.
I say finished, she actually died in a bungee jumping accident.
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